Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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