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(360): View more from Washington

i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.

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(360): i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now. http://tfl.nu/qgk0

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(248): View more from Michigan

so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders

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(248): so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders http://tfl.nu/1b2g

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(716): View more from New York

fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans

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(716): fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans http://tfl.nu/906w

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(585): View more from New York

remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.

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(585): remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight. http://tfl.nu/4o55

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.

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(270): Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz. http://tfl.nu/48gp

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(678): View more from Georgia

I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly

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(678): I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly http://tfl.nu/mkzb

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.

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(401): Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face. http://tfl.nu/dfnt

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(334): View more from Alabama

It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!

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(334): It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas! http://tfl.nu/ak8o

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.

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(832): Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles. http://tfl.nu/3k5e

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(937): View more from Ohio

Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour

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(937): Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour http://tfl.nu/gdsh

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(504): View more from Louisiana

lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult

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(504): lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult http://tfl.nu/w1mp

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(734): View more from Michigan

Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?

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(734): Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex? http://tfl.nu/vpmt

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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.

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(386): Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together. http://tfl.nu/96ms

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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.

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(801): She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch. http://tfl.nu/gwk7

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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness

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(416): so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness http://tfl.nu/y6iu

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