So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi