Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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