i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?