If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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