Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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