I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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