Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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