Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize