David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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