Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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