never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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