Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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