I just cut my nipple shaving
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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