remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
A+ Viking dick
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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