Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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