Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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