nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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