when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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