I used to practice getting hit by cars.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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