I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I didn't notice because vodka
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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