I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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