if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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