And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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