I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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