i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is that a dick in a sweater?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize