party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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