I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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