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I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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