Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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