super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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