Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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