With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Ladies don't puke and tell
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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