I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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