I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Im part way to drunk.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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