Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Btw I puked in your glovebox
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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