apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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