Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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