How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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