so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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