I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
