Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
