Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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