"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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