There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I see more hoeing in ur future
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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