the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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