Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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