Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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