if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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