just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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