dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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