are you still at the devil's house?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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