He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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