I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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