It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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