did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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