Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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