What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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