is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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