i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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