Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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