she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.