Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?