She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i just had sex bonerless
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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