Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(214): View more from Texas

The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much

Fav 7 2692 849
share tweet
(623): View more from Arizona

If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope

Fav 8 3783 966
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.

Fav 13 913 3983
share tweet
(801): View more from Utah

let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.

Fav 13 1120 5949
share tweet
25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In
Read it at the TFLN blog
(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.

Fav 14 1388 4898
share tweet
(846): View more from

he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.

Fav 14 1906 5484
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(914): View more from New York

I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza

(917): View more from New York City

The hookers weren't a dream get tested

Fav 3 1635 2938
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(503): View more from Oregon

Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.

Fav 2 824 477
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(402): View more from Nebraska

My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol

Fav 0 40 16
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT