i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
