we have officially lost it.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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