You really coming over, don't trick.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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